Jan 26 2007
Been a bit quiet on this for a while.
Only because I’ve tried to get as much work done as possible, so there won’t be too many headaches for others while I’m on holidays.
Some travelling and some beach. Well, plans have changed a bit. I’m not going North just yet. Will wait to see my beloved when he comes down to Bangkok next month.
I need to get the heck out of this city. Can’t bloody wait!
Will post pictures when I’m back.
Jan 15 2007
I had to work over the weekend, because my Aussie boss has been back in town. Only for two days though, and he will leave the country again. Then, he’ll be back when I’m on holidays. So, there’ so much to catch up on.
But I went home on Sunday afternoon. It’s Dad’s birthday.
Met up with Dad’s best mate, my cousins, etc. A few people I hadn’t seen in years. Dad was talking strange to us. But I’ll put it down to alcohol. Nothing to worry about, I guess.
So, now I’m back in town.
I’ve been planning my holidays. I’m heading North this time. Then, company trip next month - we’re heading East. Then, I’ll make another trip North East to see my mates.
Then, a bit South in March.
I’ll try to remember I’d better sort the first one out quick. The clock is ticking!
Jan 11 2007
This a copy of a complaint letter that was actually received by NTL according to our sources.
Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone.
During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office.
My initial installation was cancelled without warning or notice, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive at all, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website…. how? I alleviated the boredom to some small degree by playing with my testi*les for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept.
The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.
Jan 08 2007
Damn, it still feels like holidays.
But that has to change. Too many shit to sort out. My Aussie boss is still away on holiday. And he will leave the country again once he is back. Ok, a few days after he gets back.
Anyway, I attended two weddings in the past two weeks. The grooms were my cousins. The first one was at a hotel on the outskirt of Bangkok. The second one was at M.R. Kukrit Heritage Home.
This place is located right in the city. But you can’t really tell, can you?
Since we’re not allowed to take pictures inside of the houses, I have only these.
It’s definitely worth a visit.
Jan 07 2007
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and,
when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.
It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed,
Clueless
Jan 06 2007
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. One confirmed it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
